i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
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i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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