Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
You pole danced in your parka.
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I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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