miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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