I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
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Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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