so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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