he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
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I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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