question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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