i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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