i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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