It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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