I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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