Pants 0. Shit 1.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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