She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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