Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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