i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
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I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
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He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize