:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Quick, to the slutcave!
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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