I molested 6 butterflies tonight
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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