the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Randomize
