spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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