Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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