You know, be my cock's hype man.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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