Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Randomize
