come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You ruined the universe
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