Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Randomize
