He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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