i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
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I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
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Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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