it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
