he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
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by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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