Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
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in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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