Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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