he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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