You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
