yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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