I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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