He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
