so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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