My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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