Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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