super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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