Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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