You can't special order awesome
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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