It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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