So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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