don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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