I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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