I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
please don't ironically join a cult
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