im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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