Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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