Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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