i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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