hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
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Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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