it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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