The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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