Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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