READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
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