all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
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I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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